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Post by pa046 on Jul 19, 2010 14:48:18 GMT -7
I like the jokes idea, so ill start simple, I saw a commercial on TV that made me laugh
List as many names you can think of for "toilet"
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Post by kbs on Jul 19, 2010 16:53:56 GMT -7
I saw this commerical, too. Porcelian Thrown The Oval Office Latrine Potty Loo John The can...... it was funny. I will leave some for other people.
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Post by coykil on Jul 20, 2010 17:26:44 GMT -7
The Bathroom
The cr#$pp%r.
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Post by kbs on Jul 21, 2010 19:12:03 GMT -7
There are plenty more... come on everyone.
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Post by ironhorse on Jul 22, 2010 7:44:12 GMT -7
I don't own a television so I can't say that I've seen the commercial you are all referring to... but what about "The water closet"....
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Post by coykil on Jul 22, 2010 16:54:27 GMT -7
yes.... good one.
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Post by pa046 on Jul 25, 2010 22:27:26 GMT -7
Come on people, there is gotta be more...
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Post by ourthoughts on Jul 26, 2010 15:13:16 GMT -7
comode
Toilet
Pot
Drawing a blank now.
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Post by fhacette on Jul 26, 2010 17:27:32 GMT -7
;D
;D How about the head and of course very old time "the church" because some of the very first toliets were made by a company named church.
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Post by fhactte on Jul 27, 2010 9:14:06 GMT -7
:Popps! How about the Head or the very old time "the church" because one of the very first toliets was made by a company named church.
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Post by ourthoughts on Jul 28, 2010 10:02:44 GMT -7
Ha. Interesting. What about the guy who's last name was Cr@p%er? Didn't he invent something with it, too?
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Post by kbs on Aug 2, 2010 17:56:22 GMT -7
I like the Snickers commericals with Betty White and Aretha Franklin. "You turn into a diva." Lol.
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Post by pa046 on Aug 8, 2010 5:31:10 GMT -7
The spring
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Post by pa046 on Aug 9, 2010 22:07:15 GMT -7
thunder bucket
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Post by pa046 on Aug 11, 2010 10:11:10 GMT -7
come on guys, I'm trying to take your mind off our stupid economy.
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Post by coykil on Aug 12, 2010 17:37:07 GMT -7
lol.
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Post by route66 on Aug 20, 2010 8:36:23 GMT -7
;DWhat's the difference between the White House and the Washington zoo? In the zoo, you can see an African lion In the WH, you can see a lyin African
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Post by route66 on Aug 30, 2010 14:51:00 GMT -7
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican illegal alien outside an Arizona immigration office.
"Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just snuck into the United States with your wife and eight children."
The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING!-- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
"What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go."
The illegal alien claimant now got bolder. "I need a big house with a three-car garage in Scottsdale on the golf course with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country.. I want to bring them all over here" --- and -- PING!-- in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three-car garage, a long driveway, and a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the golf course.
"One more wish," said the fairy, waving her wand.
"Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this sombrero. And I want to have white skin like Americans" ---and --- PING! -- The man was transformed - wearing worn-out jeans, a Arizona Cardinal T-shirt, and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
"What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed. "Where is my new house
The fairy said: "Tough @#$%, Amigo, now that you are a white American, you have to fend for yourself.
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Post by kbs on Aug 31, 2010 20:13:50 GMT -7
"Thank you for calling USA Prime Credit. My name is Peggy. What is problem please?" Oh, many many things is THAT commerical poking fun at? If you have seen, you will know what I am talking about.
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Post by pa046 on Sept 5, 2010 22:33:12 GMT -7
texas2stepdo you have any simple humor?
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Post by route66 on Sept 7, 2010 18:19:02 GMT -7
:(somebody please put the Constitution on obama's TelePrompter
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Post by fhacett on Sept 14, 2010 13:04:37 GMT -7
;D What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
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Post by route66 on Sept 26, 2010 21:05:38 GMT -7
;D check out obamaville songs on you tube very funny ie., George Bush sings Obamaville, isone of many!!
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Post by route66 on Sept 30, 2010 22:10:22 GMT -7
;D Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of The White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said:
"Nice pigs, sir." The President replied: "These are not pigs.
These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, salutes and said, "Excellent trade, sir."
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Post by pa046 on Oct 6, 2010 4:17:24 GMT -7
Obama on MTV
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Post by pa046 on Oct 11, 2010 0:52:46 GMT -7
I feel the Presidential seal falling from the podium should be added to simple humor, yet maybe it's a simple sign of whats to come for the Obama administration.
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Post by route66 on Oct 17, 2010 19:53:46 GMT -7
TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) Obama wants to take my candy and give it to anchor baby Remember in November, vote conservative…
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Post by ourthoughts on Oct 28, 2010 20:14:45 GMT -7
Ha.
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Post by route66 on Nov 13, 2010 18:33:46 GMT -7
Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "hey, where did you get that thing?" The parrot says, "Kenya, there are millions of 'em there. ;D
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Post by fhacette on Jan 4, 2011 20:27:53 GMT -7
;DPresident Obama decided to do one of his public addresses against the backdrop of an American farm, but the ceremony couldn't get started because of all the flies buzzing around his head. Obama demanded to know why the flies wouldn't leave, so the farmer explained to him, "Well, those are called circle flies. They always circle around the back end of horses." Obama angrily replied, "Hey, are you saying that I'm a horse's @#$%?" The farmer answered, "No Sir, Mister President. I would never call someone a horse's @#$%. It's hard to fool them flies though."
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