|
Post by route66 on Aug 5, 2013 20:38:16 GMT -7
How do you starve a democrat? Hide their food stamps under their work boots!!
|
|
|
Post by kbs on Aug 18, 2013 20:19:28 GMT -7
What's the biggest number you can think of??
|
|
|
Post by route66 on Nov 6, 2013 18:58:47 GMT -7
While suturing a cut on a old rancher's hand, the doctor struck up a up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the conversation got around to the topic of Obama and his role as president.
Well, said the rancher, Obama is a post turtle. Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The rancher said, "when you are driving down the road and you see a turtle sitting on top of a post, that is a post turtle.
The rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face and so he continued to explain, " You know he didn't get up there by himself, he knows he doesn't belong up there and doesn't know what to do while he is up there, he is elevated beyond his ability to function and you just wonder what dumb $$#@! put him up there to begin with!"
|
|
|
Post by kbs on Nov 14, 2013 18:30:46 GMT -7
Moon cheese!
|
|
|
Post by Smiley on Jan 23, 2014 14:54:06 GMT -7
It's not complicated!! Think about that one!!
|
|
|
Post by route66 on Jan 23, 2014 21:18:11 GMT -7
nice smile, smiley!!
|
|
|
Post by route66 on Feb 19, 2014 12:32:44 GMT -7
Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Midway airport, leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said, "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me." The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly." The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."
|
|
|
Post by New Norm on Jun 10, 2014 11:36:39 GMT -7
Am I in a tunnel? Are you in a tunnel?
|
|