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Post by ourthoughts on Jan 5, 2011 21:00:10 GMT -7
"Do woodchucks chuck wood?"
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Post by brsu on Jan 8, 2011 17:56:12 GMT -7
"Does a former drill sergeant make a bad therapist?"
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Post by coykil on Jan 10, 2011 18:41:28 GMT -7
Was Abe Lincoln honest?
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Post by ourthoughts on Jan 11, 2011 18:22:19 GMT -7
Ah.... commericals.
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Post by brsu on Jan 13, 2011 18:01:13 GMT -7
What do you call cheese that's not yours?? NACHO CHEESE
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Post by fhacette on Jan 15, 2011 9:45:46 GMT -7
Nacho cheese, is that like goobemint moon cheese? ;D
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Post by coykil on Jan 16, 2011 9:31:00 GMT -7
Kinda like a bird in the hand.... get your nacho cheese a.k.a. moon cheese. HA!
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Post by fhacett on Jan 18, 2011 19:32:14 GMT -7
An elderly couple is sitting quietly in church, the wife leans over and whispers to her husband. I just let a silent fart, what do you think I should do? her husband takes out a paper and pencil and writes " Change the battery in your hearing aid, dear" ;D
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Post by kbs on Jan 24, 2011 17:58:34 GMT -7
Alrighty then.
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Post by ourthoughts on Feb 4, 2011 20:51:53 GMT -7
Nacho cheese and moon cheese?? Okey dokey. Don't forget the mayhem guy. Now THOSE commericals are funny.
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Post by ourthoughts on Feb 4, 2011 20:52:29 GMT -7
"RECALCULATING!!!!!"
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Post by coykil on Feb 5, 2011 17:54:43 GMT -7
Just saw a mayhem commerical. Heavy snow.
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Post by fhacette on Feb 6, 2011 10:15:22 GMT -7
How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb? NONE, they all sit around in the dark and blame the Jews.
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Post by ourthoughts on Feb 8, 2011 18:38:01 GMT -7
mooncheese people. mooncheese.
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Post by brsu on Feb 13, 2011 14:15:25 GMT -7
Nacho cheese.
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Post by route66 on Mar 30, 2011 13:34:45 GMT -7
;D Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno
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Post by route66 on May 22, 2011 10:41:12 GMT -7
:o11 Jews supporting Obama is like chickens supporting Colonel Sanders
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Post by ourthoughts on May 22, 2011 23:17:01 GMT -7
Another commerical.
DOES THE BUCK STOP HERE??
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Post by kbs on May 30, 2011 16:37:11 GMT -7
ha ha.
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Post by fhacette on Jun 7, 2011 11:22:20 GMT -7
;DHope and Change …Priceless in 2008 … Worthless in 2011
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Post by kbs on Jun 10, 2011 21:24:45 GMT -7
INTERESTING.
Do people do dumb things with smart phones?
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Post by 1011 on Jun 20, 2011 13:41:41 GMT -7
There is no education in the second kick of a mule
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Post by kbs on Jun 24, 2011 19:03:34 GMT -7
I like the Walmart commerical where the little girls are asking their mom why she is putting face cream on. She responds, it makes her look younger. They ask her if it works, she says yes. Next we see the little girls using spatulas and smearing the cream all over grandpa's face while he sleeps on the couch. They say grandpa is going to be so happy when he wakes up. I thought it was cute.
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Post by pa046 on Jun 25, 2011 13:37:24 GMT -7
Honey could you toss me a roll
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Post by pa046 on Jun 26, 2011 12:45:28 GMT -7
I thought this would be a good place to post the following:
I don't think there could be a better president in the whole 57 states.
Obama has created a new three letter word "jobs"
All our military Corpse men love him.
Even kids with Asthma, after they have used a Breathalyzer, cheer for him.
He is the best TelePrompter reader I have ever seen.
Transparency and an open administration for all to see.
Czars, paid for by us to guide the blind into the darkness of Transparency.
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Post by fhacett on Aug 6, 2011 15:19:23 GMT -7
Do you know what else Obama inherited from Bush? A triple AAA rating!! (ok, so it is not so funny but ironic) Just saying.
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Post by pa046 on Aug 15, 2011 2:06:17 GMT -7
If a football team has a bad season, it's the coach that takes the fall. Obama, stop blaming you failure on everyone but yourself. Bush and natural disaster's are not a factor to justify poor leadership.
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Post by fhacette on Aug 22, 2011 9:17:59 GMT -7
On the first day God created the dog and said, "Sit by the door of your house all day and bark at anyone who walks by or comes in and I will give a life span of twenty years." The dog said,"That's too long to be barking, give me ten and I will give you back the other ten." God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey, and said,"Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make people laugh and I will give you a twenty year lifespan." So the monkey said," How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years ? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I will do, okay?" And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milk to support the farmer and I will give you a sixty year life span." The cow said. " That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years, give me twenty and I will give you back forty." And God agreed again. On the fourth day, God created man and said " Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life, and I will give you twenty years." Man said, " What ? Only twenty years, tell you what, I will take my twenty, and the forty that cow gave back, and the ten that cow gave back and the ten dog gave back. That makes eighty, okay ?" "Okay", said God, "You have got a deal." So that is why for the first twenty years, we eat , sleep, play and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you.
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Post by pa046 on Sept 21, 2011 15:10:24 GMT -7
we have to pass this bill to see whats in it
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Post by kbs on Sept 23, 2011 20:29:10 GMT -7
Do you live under a rock??
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