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Post by pa046 on Nov 19, 2011 1:03:33 GMT -7
The best is yet to come
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Post by pa046 on Nov 19, 2011 1:04:31 GMT -7
It wasn't me.
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Post by pa046 on Dec 3, 2011 2:37:38 GMT -7
.........time.........
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Post by pa046 on Dec 3, 2011 2:42:43 GMT -7
CHANGE
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Post by ourthoughts on Dec 5, 2011 18:28:19 GMT -7
Moon Cheese
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Post by kbs on Dec 7, 2011 18:29:36 GMT -7
You're going the wrong way!
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Post by pa046 on Feb 2, 2012 23:21:33 GMT -7
I'm out of my minds, I'll be back in a few minutes.
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Post by ourthoughts on Feb 3, 2012 22:02:28 GMT -7
Houston, we have a problem.
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Post by pa046 on Feb 25, 2012 13:13:11 GMT -7
Whereever you go, that's where you are.
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Post by pa046 on Feb 25, 2012 13:13:52 GMT -7
Change you can believe in.
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Post by fhacette on Feb 27, 2012 21:39:15 GMT -7
Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and said, "Harry, I have a plan to win back Middle America in 2012!" Great Nancy, but how?" asked Harry. "We'll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most Middle Class Americans wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador retriever. Then, we'll go to a nice old country bar in Montana and show them how much admiration and respect we have for the hard working people living there." So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman, Montana. With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the bar. The Bartender took a step back and said, "Hey! Aren't you Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi?" "Yes we are!" said Nancy, "And what a lovely town you have here. We were passing through and Harry suggested we stop and take in some local color." They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen. A few minutes later, a grizzled old rancher came in, walked up to the Labrador, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out. A few moments later, in came another old rancher. He walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and left the bar. For the next hour, another dozen ranchers came in, lifted the dog's tail and left shaking their heads. Puzzled Pelosi and Reid asked the bar tender if it was a local custom. " Nay the bar tender replied, it's just that they heard there was a Labrador in here with two assholes." ;D
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Post by route66 on Apr 11, 2012 20:51:32 GMT -7
Michelle obama, Barack and Oprah Winfrey are all flying in air force one. Michelle speaks up and says if i take 10,000 dollars and throw onethousand dollar bills out the window.i can make ten people happy Then Barack says if i take 10,000 dollars and throw 100's out the window i can make one hundred people happy Oprah then says well if i throw 10$ bills out the window i can make 1000 people happy The pilot hears all of this and says to himself “what a bunch of egotists, I can throw three jackasses out the window and make millions of people happy!
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Post by route66 on May 19, 2012 10:00:43 GMT -7
True story: President Regan every day would set out a handful of peanuts on the window of the oval office for the squirrels. On his last day in office he faithfully set out the peanuts, but laid them on top of a piece of paper this time. An aide, later, picked up the paper and was surprised to read a short note "Watch out, the new guy has a dog."
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Post by ourthoughts on May 20, 2012 16:22:08 GMT -7
why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy.
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Post by ourthoughts on May 22, 2012 19:42:53 GMT -7
The sky is falling.
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Post by pa046 on May 23, 2012 1:15:48 GMT -7
Obama for another 4 years
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Post by pa046 on Jun 13, 2012 18:41:52 GMT -7
Hope and Change
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Post by pa046 on Jun 13, 2012 18:49:39 GMT -7
-Eric Holder- just another Chicago thug.
Question, Mr Holder did you or your office know about Fast and Furious?
Isn't this a YES or a NO question?
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Post by justme on Jun 18, 2012 19:09:20 GMT -7
Wilma!!
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Post by fhacette on Jul 2, 2012 16:35:02 GMT -7
;D "Things are getting better, give more four more years" Obama
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Post by justme on Jul 6, 2012 20:39:29 GMT -7
The sky is falling.
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Post by ourthoughts on Jul 16, 2012 21:32:29 GMT -7
Saw another bumper sticker: "OBAMANOS!"
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Post by route66 on Jul 18, 2012 21:37:38 GMT -7
Obama recently made a campaign stop at an Indian reservation where he gave a wonderful speech on all the things he would like to do for the Native American community. Afterwards, the tribal elders met and held a naming ceremony where they gave Obama the honorary name, "Walking Eagle". Obama beamed with pleasure, waving as he was whisked away to his next event. A curious reporter approached one of the elders about the meaning behind the name. "Walking eagle," replied the elder. "Is an eagle so full of shyte, it can no longer fly."
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Post by ourthoughts on Aug 27, 2012 18:50:26 GMT -7
Saw another bumper sticker - Vote Mormon or Moron
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Post by route66 on Oct 9, 2012 20:57:54 GMT -7
A woman in her early 80's was preparing for her 4th marriage when a friend asked her why she would want to be married to a mortician, to which she replied: when I was in my 20's I married a banker, and in my 30's I married a actor, he died too. So then in my 40's I married a preacher and we had many many long years together . And in my 80's...well here there is an old saying "One for the money, two for the show,three to get ready and four to go." ;D
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Post by ourthoughts on Oct 10, 2012 17:18:58 GMT -7
lol
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Post by kbs on Jan 18, 2013 20:31:26 GMT -7
Mac and Cheese it costs too much!!
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Post by kbs on Feb 3, 2013 17:18:44 GMT -7
We are better off now. HA HA
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Post by route66 on Mar 7, 2013 13:28:56 GMT -7
An old blind biker wanders into an all girl bar by mistake. After sitting there awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately went silent.
In a very deep husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think you should know five things about this bar.
1. the bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. the bouncer is a blonde with a black belt. 3 . I am a 6-foot blonde with PMS. 4. the woman next to me is a blonde body-builder jacked up on steroids. 5. The lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, dude. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind biker thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, " not if I have to explain it five times.: ;D
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Post by kbs on Mar 16, 2013 10:42:26 GMT -7
Hold on, I'm watching this.
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